"Hey, if I had somewhere to go, I certainly wouldn't be in Cleve-Land." -Howard the Duck

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Make it STOP Snowing already!!!

OK...enough with the SNOW already.  It's the beginning of the worst possible nightmare I can have...well, aside from that one where I'm forced to be a daycare/preschool teacher...that's the absolute WORST! 

I hate hate hate SNOW.  I know many adore it...come & get all you want.  FREE!  I won't help you cart it away, sorry...it's way too cold out there for me...but I'll smile in delight as you get what you want & our snow goes away.  The scene above is how ugly our backyard has become.  Snow...dead trees...gloomy...no sun...simply depressing.  If I could, I would hibernate until Spring.  The big problem is, here in NE Ohio, this sh*t will be around through April...winter lasts half the year here. 

Our Christmas should be sunny & warm...snow where it belongs to the north & east of us in the mountains of southern CA...with the windows open, dinner on the balcony, perhaps prepared on the grill...not here.  But here we are...stuck in hell & it has frozen over.  I've escaped from Ohio twice before...I just need to do it once more & I'll NEVER come back.  Won't even think about it. 

Maybe I'll wake up & all of this will be a bad dream...a horrible nightmare.  Please, Santa...just take this nightmare away & give it to someone who wants the stuff.  If you don't like to read whining about how disgusting snow & NE Ohio are...it's probably best you stop reading my blog until May...hopefully Spring will arrive by then.  If not, I'll be raising whining to an art form!

5 comments:

  1. I don´t like snow either - yes, it´s beautiful when it has just fallen down, but it´s ugly and dangerous for weeks ... We have lots of snow and ice here, too, and I wish I could stay inside!

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  2. I know what you mean, but we are getting nailed by all three lakes since you are in the same area I am!

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  3. Oh my gosh, you are a hoot! I can't believe the snow you have already dear! We just got a sprinkling (sorry) :) But boy is it cold (4 degrees Fahrenheit!)
    Sending you warm-melting-snow wishes sweetie!
    Hug those kitties for me,
    Tami

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  4. I wish I knew what to say to make you feel better, but I know I'm not the best person to do so. :)

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  5. Having gone through the 33 inches Northen VA got last year, I cam empathize with you. It was awful! I'm sorry you're having such a bad time with it...my GF suffers from SAD and it sounds like you might have a touch of it. She bought those special lightbulbs and says the light they produce gives her a measure of comfort and helps her feel better. Wishing you all the best and Happy Holidays in spite of that mean old snow!!!

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